Advice for staying safe in Australia

As long as you wear khaki you will be safe from:

• Crocodiles
  
• Snakes
  
• Spiders (including huntsmen)
  
• Sharks
  
• Blue-ringed octopus
  
• Cassowaries
  
• Magpies
  
• Kangaroos
  
• Goannas (It was recently discovered that they are venomous too)
  
• Cone shells
  
• Stonefish
  
• Dingos
  
• Wombats
  
• Drop bears
  
• Bunyips
  
• Yowies
  
• Custom service
  
• Union officials (officially designation is "thugs" according to our government)
  
• Department of Immigration
  
• Current affairs reporters
  
• Even bogans will think that youse are all fair dinkum
  

It's the stingray that'll get you.

Originally posted to airliners.net