The Singaporean Way

Defending his decision not to reverse laws banning homosexuality the Singaporean Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong was quoted in the Sydney Morning Herald as saying:

"We were right to uphold the family unit when Western countries went for experimental lifestyles in the 1960s - the hippies, free love,"

"But I'm glad we did that, because today, if you look at Western Europe, the marriage as an institution is dead, families have broken down, the majority of children are born out of wedlock and live in families where the father and the mother are not husband and wife living together bringing them up."

Yep, far better to follow the Singaporean Way of Love (non-existent) where the government does it's best to encourage unwilling males and females to meet. And if they actually do manage to marry and have children (as the government posters exhort them to do) then it's the Philippino Maid that brings them up anyway.

Advice for staying safe in Australia

As long as you wear khaki you will be safe from:

• Crocodiles
  
• Snakes
  
• Spiders (including huntsmen)
  
• Sharks
  
• Blue-ringed octopus
  
• Cassowaries
  
• Magpies
  
• Kangaroos
  
• Goannas (It was recently discovered that they are venomous too)
  
• Cone shells
  
• Stonefish
  
• Dingos
  
• Wombats
  
• Drop bears
  
• Bunyips
  
• Yowies
  
• Custom service
  
• Union officials (officially designation is "thugs" according to our government)
  
• Department of Immigration
  
• Current affairs reporters
  
• Even bogans will think that youse are all fair dinkum
  

It's the stingray that'll get you.

Originally posted to airliners.net

Bogans

They are the type of people who would want the email address La-Sausssagea@sausagesforsatan. They can't have it.

On the issue of machine souls

Truly satanic sausages

pancakes...sausages...chocolates chips. What if we put them all together on a stick? (They also come in blueberry)

Logo

Thanks to Lisa Walker for the great logo!

League of Gentlemen

See what separation from the insanity of Marsfield lunches has done to me??? Instead I wander, alone, off to Macquarie Centre and into the ABC Shop and buy, no, not the inflatable TARDIS, but the entire series of the League of Gentlemen! The inhabitants of Royston Vasey are only marginally stranger than those of Marsfield. You can judge for yourself.