Advice for staying safe in Australia

As long as you wear khaki you will be safe from:

• Crocodiles
  
• Snakes
  
• Spiders (including huntsmen)
  
• Sharks
  
• Blue-ringed octopus
  
• Cassowaries
  
• Magpies
  
• Kangaroos
  
• Goannas (It was recently discovered that they are venomous too)
  
• Cone shells
  
• Stonefish
  
• Dingos
  
• Wombats
  
• Drop bears
  
• Bunyips
  
• Yowies
  
• Custom service
  
• Union officials (officially designation is "thugs" according to our government)
  
• Department of Immigration
  
• Current affairs reporters
  
• Even bogans will think that youse are all fair dinkum
  

It's the stingray that'll get you.

Originally posted to airliners.net

Bogans

They are the type of people who would want the email address La-Sausssagea@sausagesforsatan. They can't have it.

On the issue of machine souls

Truly satanic sausages

pancakes...sausages...chocolates chips. What if we put them all together on a stick? (They also come in blueberry)

Logo

Thanks to Lisa Walker for the great logo!

League of Gentlemen

See what separation from the insanity of Marsfield lunches has done to me??? Instead I wander, alone, off to Macquarie Centre and into the ABC Shop and buy, no, not the inflatable TARDIS, but the entire series of the League of Gentlemen! The inhabitants of Royston Vasey are only marginally stranger than those of Marsfield. You can judge for yourself.